ABOUT

So. You really wanna know?

Okay . . From San Francisco, California U.S. of A. (born & raised)

Now lives in Death Valley Junction, California — ⁦36°18’08″N⁩ ⁦116°24’52″W⁩
Father, husband, son, brother, uncle, nephew, godson, ex-boyfriend & ♫ Slave to Love ♫
Former U.S. Military & Veteran
👨‍🎓 University of California 👨‍🎓 Naval Postgraduate, Monterey, California ⚓ COMNAVSURFPAC
⚓ COMPHIBRON1 ⚓ COMSUBLANT⚓ COMNAVSOC 🔎 USCYBERCOM 💀
Former U.S. Federal Employee / U.S. DoD
First accessed Internet / US Robotics 300bps Courier.VEEM; Practical Peripherals 14400FXSA V32Bis
Operator/Programmer; UNIVAC/UNISYS™ 1100/2200 (Hollerith/tape); Burroughs-Sperry™/A12/A15 and Tandem/CycloneR *confidential clearance (Kodak™/microfiche development)
Former user: Wikipedia, CompuServe and AOL
Member of the Sultans of Snark (defunct)
Studied Brass Knuckle Construction at Intl. Brotherhood of Clock Cleaners (SF • LA • SD)
Co-chair of the Intl. Brotherhood of Clock Cleaners (defunct)
1990 — joined Usenet
1994 — joined Delphi™
1998 — joined Google™
2007 — joined Facebook™
2008 — joined Twitter™ 👉 MOB BOT Banned In 2017
2009 — joined Reddit™
2021 — Reddit™ r/politics 👉 MOD MOB Banned In 2021
Pronounces name: YOR AYL